mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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