yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think people are normalizing furries
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
