my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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