Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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