my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I smell like Dick and happiness
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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