I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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