looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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