I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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