Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
