I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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