i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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