sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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