he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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