Me too!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
did i just pee glitter
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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