we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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