I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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