she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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