She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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