I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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