i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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