just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
