im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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