Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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