They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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