This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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