Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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