Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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