Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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