went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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