just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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