K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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