I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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