some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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