he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
