I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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