If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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