the new term for farting is butt boxing.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
