Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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