Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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