I'm jealous of your bromance
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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