This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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