Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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