If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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