Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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