You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This is my gift to your gina
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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