dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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