Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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