Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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