There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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