this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I believe in your delicious
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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