I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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