the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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