Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize
