I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Shame - the story of my life.
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