HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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