I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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