just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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